A Jabbering Takeover

TAKEOVER! TAKEOVER! TAKEOVER! TAKEOVER! TAKEOVER! TAKEOVER!

There is nothing wrong with your computer screen. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling Jabbering. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the time you are reading this, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer screen. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Cilben Collective.

We have packaged Kiff off to a small island to where he will learn the art and dynamic skill of Ninjadom by Puffins. He will return soon enough if he behaves well enough and manages to master the stealthy skills of the Great Puffin Ninja. He will then return to pass on his new found skills to various Scouting disciples amongst his following, who will then spread the art of Puffin Ninja throughout Scouting. A full on Cilben Collective Ninja takeover. Ha ha ha ha ha………… Ha ha ha ha.

If the Kiff does well enough we may let him out of his crate to communicate, but only if he masters the ninja art quickly. So in the theme of a Takeover, we now control the site they call Jabbering. So as we all mostly seem to be connected with Scouting, may I enquire with you followers. If you could takeover Scouting,what would you change? You could bring in new rules? new sections? new uniforms? or even scrap them all together? Would you change where you meet? Do different activities? Let us the Cilben Collective know what changes you would bring into Scouting if you could, and let’s see who has the best ideas.

The Cilben Collective

 

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